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  • Are You a Dominican or a Dominican't?

    I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…

  • Are You a Dominican or a Dominican’t?

    I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…

  • Gone.

    I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll rest for a while. See you in a week or two. Here are things to do while I am gone: Watch these amazing talk show appearances: Go through my archives. Time travel to 2001 and explore the beautiful landscape of terrible writing and broken links. Claw your way through…

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