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New Cover For Stars and Other Monsters
After a few decades of dinking around, I’m starting to take this writing thing more seriously. In 2014, I finally published a few books, and in 2015 I plan to publish even more. Part of taking it seriously is realizing my limitations and hiring professionals to help overcome them. My self-designed cover for Stars and…
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Hope as Zombie Fuel
The London Ontario Zombie Walk, 2011 Here’s the heart-warming thing about the zombie apocalypse: The zombie affliction only spreads where there is hope. Picture a human survivor with no hope. She is attacked by 20 zombies, manages to kill 5, but then she gets bitten. Realizing she is fucked and has no chance to survive,…
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Superman's Severed Face
This is the best Dollar Store Halloween costume I’ve ever seen, for several reasons: It’s not a Superman costume. It’s a Brandon Routh playing Superman costume. The kid wearing this costume isn’t pretending that he is Superman, with his own face and everything. No, he is pretending he is the actor who played Superman three…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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