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Freud and The World's First Documented "That's What She Said"
So I was reading Freud’s book A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis because I had a particularly vexing question about the practice of psychology and went straight to the best source of information. Just kidding! Freud ruined psychology. More like Sigmund Fraud! HAH! But for serious, I rescued the book from my parents’ garage sale, and…
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Freud and The World’s First Documented "That’s What She Said"
So I was reading Freud’s book A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis because I had a particularly vexing question about the practice of psychology and went straight to the best source of information. Just kidding! Freud ruined psychology. More like Sigmund Fraud! HAH! But for serious, I rescued the book from my parents’ garage sale, and…
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Never Gonna Give You Up, Keyboard Cat
The thing about internet memes is that they’re not real life memes. I’d like to change that. What I will do is, wherever I go, I’ll take a portable CD player with speakers (known to cool people as a boombox, or ghetto blaster), with the following tracks on it: Track 1: Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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