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  • Freud and The World’s First Documented "That’s What She Said"

    So I was reading Freud’s book A General Introduction to Psychoanalysis because I had a particularly vexing question about the practice of psychology and went straight to the best source of information. Just kidding! Freud ruined psychology. More like Sigmund Fraud! HAH! But for serious, I rescued the book from my parents’ garage sale, and…

  • Never Gonna Give You Up, Keyboard Cat

    The thing about internet memes is that they’re not real life memes. I’d like to change that. What I will do is, wherever I go, I’ll take a portable CD player with speakers (known to cool people as a boombox, or ghetto blaster), with the following tracks on it: Track 1: Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna…

  • Storyblogging Carnival C

    Hey look, a story of mine is featured in the One Hundredth Storyblogging Carnival over at Donald Crankshaw’s blog. This is a regular event in which short stories that have been published through blogs are unleashed for all to see. The story is Brains vs. Brawn, which you’ve probably already read since it’s old and…

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