Chapter 1: Sasquatch Attacks! My girlfriend and I went to look at cars to buy yesterday. I find all cars absolutely boring…they all look basically the same, and I don’t give a shit if one goes slightly faster than the other, because I drive cars in a city, not a race course. 140 kph is…

Ok picture this: you’re sitting in a crowded movie theatre watching Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” for the first time. It’s a pretty good movie, so you’re starting to get into it. You sit back, eating popcorn and drinking pop that you smuggled in from the variety store next door (because pop is WAY too expensive…