Category: writing / books

  • Smart? (Part 6: The Finale)

    (Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5) Artist’s rendition of our smart car, if it were covered in snow, and I were a woman. Lately, the #1 question asked about our smart car is “how does it handle in the snow?” The answer is “the same as any other car, dumbass.” I really found out how…

  • Smart? (Part 5: The Case of the Harmful Halitosis)

    (Read Part One first)(Then Part Two)(Part Three)(And Part Four) Today, I went out to drop off some movies (Fantastic Four and Mr & Mrs Smith…both OK but not great movies). On the way home, I noticed a wonderous sight at the corner of Oxford and Wonderland. There was a castle there which had not been…

  • Smart? (Part 4: Bigfoot vs. Dracula)

    (Read Part One first)(Then Part Two)(And Part Three) I woke up this morning to find that the city had moved into the season of fall. I swear I could see my breath in my bedroom. I looked out the window; no snow yet. However, my ninja senses picked up danger. I looked out over Western…