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  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#24 – 25)

    24. Skeletons: Skeletons are supposed to be scary; you see them all over the place at Halloween. You see them come to life in cheesy action-adventure movies. But has there ever been a mainstream horror movie featuring living skeletons? I don’t think so. And before you object with “skeletons are the same as zombies”, let’s…

  • Buses + Bitch + Bioshock

    Buses are sort of like teleporters with a time delay. Think about it; you arrive at a certain location, enter a steel vessel, wait a few minutes, exit the vessel, and you’re at a completely different location from where you entered. I’m telling you, kids, the future is now. I only wrote this post so…

  • Words That I Hate

    Here are some words that I dislike a lot: Fashionista. It sounds like a stupid made-up word. Because it is. “Lambo” (in reference to a Lamborghini). Criss Angel has talked about his “lambo” in like the last five episodes of Mindfreak. Yeah, I get it, you’re rich. Good for you. Now go make a balloon…