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  • Buses + Bitch + Bioshock

    Buses are sort of like teleporters with a time delay. Think about it; you arrive at a certain location, enter a steel vessel, wait a few minutes, exit the vessel, and you’re at a completely different location from where you entered. I’m telling you, kids, the future is now. I only wrote this post so…

  • Words That I Hate

    Here are some words that I dislike a lot: Fashionista. It sounds like a stupid made-up word. Because it is. “Lambo” (in reference to a Lamborghini). Criss Angel has talked about his “lambo” in like the last five episodes of Mindfreak. Yeah, I get it, you’re rich. Good for you. Now go make a balloon…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#22 – 23)

    See also: Explanation and #1 to #5 , #6 to #10 , #12-16.#17 – 21. 22. Trolls: There are barely any movies about trolls. But the ones that do exist fail to paint a consistent picture of exactly what a troll is. In the seminal 1986 movie “Troll”, a kid named Harry Potter (yes, seriously)…