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  • "Say Your Right Words", the Goblins Said

    Here are some more words I do not like: “Grout”: What a gross word. Plus, grout itself is gross. It always starts out white, but a few days later it’s black and brown with dirt, dead skin, slime, and who knows what else. This is why I like my floors carpeted. “Woo Woo”, or just…

  • Exciting Update

    No time to blog. Writing novel. Check it: Red squares mean I’m falling behind. Don’t even have time to write novel. But at least I’m ahead of failed novelists Geoff and Nick: And at least London Ontario is ahead of Estonia: Hahahahha…fucking Estonia. Suck it! SUCK LONDON’S WORDS ESTONIA!!!! P.S. I don’t even know where…

  • DST

    Remember, kids, today is the only day when time travel is legal. We get to set our clocks back a whole hour at some point today. It’s a good thing, too, because I’ve got a shitload of stuff to do; papers to mark, video games to play, a novel to write. I just have to…