Category: writing / books
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One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)
You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…
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Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits
Two stories in the news today: Swearing chef prompts tighter #*@%& rules George Carlin dies at 71 😦 Draw your own conclusions. George Carlin is known for being funny, but he’s equally brilliant when he’s being serious. You don’t really hear about modern-day philosophers, but maybe that’s because they’ve been replaced by comedians. Remember the…
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Coffee of Doom
I’m writing this from a Starbucks in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I’ve never written anything in a coffee shop before, but it seems to be a thing that real writers do, so here I am. This vacation has been awesome, but I gotta point out one thing about traveling in today’s world. More and more, every…
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