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Story Time: "Where The Zooey Deschanel Blood Enters The Heart" by Kitty Glitter
Remember when I told you about my new favourite writer, Kitty Glitter? Well, s/he put up a Fiverr gig to write a story about Meow Solo and Zooey Deschanel (stars of Wil Wheaton: Teenage Hump Machine and its sequel, Ashton Kutcher’s Space-Sex Rampage), featuring me, for five bucks. I know, bargain! Here it is in its…
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"Songs For Mastubations" and Other Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com (Volume 7)
I haven’t done this in a while. Here are some of the doors through which people walked to get to Phronk.com. Long-time readers will realize that most of these people entered to find exactly what they were looking for. stupid stuff on the internet [Note: any Google search can probably safely omit “on the internet.”] vampire…
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Why Isn't Ignorance of the Law an Excuse?
You know how they say “ignorance of the law is no excuse”? Have you ever thought about how messed up that is? First let me preface this with one of my favourite acronyms: IANAL (I Am Not A Lawyer). I don’t know the legal theory behind what I’m about to discuss, and my assumptions about…
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