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  • Why You Shouldn’t Date or Hire Michael Bolton

    So I’ve had the Michael Bolton song Said I Loved You But I Lied stuck in my head for a week (mostly thanks to EvilFlu). This has given me some time to analyze the lyrics. Here is the song’s big twist (SPOILER ALERT): Said I loved you but I lied‘Cause this is more than love…

  • What Scares Me

    Given the time of year, a lot of people have been writing about what scares them (see EvilFlu, CarissaJaded, SnoopDogg). Never one to avoid a bandwagon, here is what scares me: WolvesTo me, a wolf with its teeth bared is one of the most frightening images I can think of. If something is going to…

  • Normal Activity

    It’s Halloween time, so as one would expect, many ghostly happenings have been … happening. A few nights ago I had a lovely date night with myself. I got some snacks and some wine, turned off all the lights except for a single candle, and sat down to watch a scary movie. I’d never seen…