Category: real life
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Ugly Egg Cake
When I got back from studying in North Carolina for a few months, my awesome friends held a party to welcome me back. They also baked me a cake. It had an unusual shape; round, but tapering on one side more than the other. It was completely smooth and white. My friends insisted that I…
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More fun facts for my new medical advice / food blog: Cheese is just carefully rotted milk. Honey is just bee vomit. So when people call other people “honey”, they’re really just calling them bee puke. So, you see, it really, really sucks to have someone to call “honey.” Really sucks. Rea-r-r-r….BAAAWWWWWW I’M SO ALONE
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One Month Out
This is now an emo blog where I become very complainy and whine about my problems. As most people reading this know, my life is in a state of change right now. It’s been about a month since I got, for all intents and purposes, divorced. Now I’m living on my own and starting a…
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