Category: real life
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Do Over Day
Today is Do Over Day, when we’re supposed to reminisce about past successes and failures. But instead of exploring any specific incident from the past, let’s chat about the general nature of regret. It’s a cliche to posit that “I have no regrets. If I didn’t make the mistakes I made, then I wouldn’t be…
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Are You a Dominican or a Dominican’t?
I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…
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Gone.
I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll rest for a while. See you in a week or two. Here are things to do while I am gone: Watch these amazing talk show appearances: Go through my archives. Time travel to 2001 and explore the beautiful landscape of terrible writing and broken links. Claw your way through…