Category: real life
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Food Review: Kin-Dee Instant $1.00 Pad Thai
Holy fuck you guys! We’re in the middle of a financial crisis. I can’t afford to be buying fancy fresh foods from fancy grocery stores. No sir, tonight I stopped by the neighbourhood dollar store for an affordable dinner. I present to you: Instant Pad Thai, by Kin-Dee Instant Food Products. The packaging for this…
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Ugly Car Crash Cake
To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…
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Nosebleeds
I got a nosebleed today. I don’t get them often, but thanks to countless movies and TV shows, every time I do, my first instinct is no longer to worry that there is something wrong with my nose. Rather, a nosebleed is an obvious indication that something is wrong with my brain. And it’s probably…
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