Category: real life
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I Wanna Do Bad Things With You
Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open. It’s….well,…
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Fruit of All Evil
I have many strong opinions, but few are stronger than my position on fruit: it sucks. Here are just a few of the many reasons that fruit is the worst thing on Earth. 1) The first sin ever was Eve eating an apple. In other words, fruit is responsible for everything that’s ever gone wrong…
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Ronery, So Ronery, So Ronery and Sadry Arone
Several recent events happening around me have gotten me thinking about the concept of loneliness. While we use the same word to describe all of them, I think that loneliness can take on many different forms, each distinct from every other. The feeling that results from a recent breakup can be labeled loneliness. It’s an…
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