Category: real life
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At the Gym, Volume 3: Misread Signs
I often know what an ambiguous sign is trying to communicate, but I like to imagine alternative and more hilarious meanings. At the gym, there are plenty of signs for intentional misreading. One sign reads: “A person trainer CAN: Help you lose weight Help you build tone and definition Add 3 inches to your penis…
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Flow Chart to My Heart
This blog, man, is it ever a chick magnet. It’s just a constant flow of propositions, marriage proposals, and nudie pictures in my inbox. I need a way to separate the wheat from the chaff. To tell the cream from the crop. To find that needle in the haystack. What I’m saying is, I need…
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Ready to Eat
I used a slow cooker for the first time today. I tossed some chicken breasts and vegetables in there, waited a long time, then they came out delicious. Awesome. Now, all my food will be prepared over extreme time scales. Either in 10 seconds with my Magic Bullet, or in 10 hours with my crock…
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