I had a weird dream last night. First I was in an electronics store watching movies on a HUGE television. Then I heard screams coming from down the road. Suddenly I was inside an episode of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” Since I’d seen the episode I was in, I knew that the screams were because…

Weird things have been going on in my backyard lately. First, all of the fish in my pond were killed or eaten by a big-ass bird. He’s attacked the fish before, but usually he only kills one or two. That was sad. Then, looking behind a bush beside the pond, I found three baby raccoons!…

I had a fun dream last night. I was in a hospital, wearing a hospital gown, even though I wasn’t sick. Several other people were there too, and they weren’t sick either. I wandered around for a while, trying to find out what was going on. Eventually I found that my family was there too.…