Category: real life

  • So I went to the zoo today. The orangutans were probably my favourite animals there. At one point, an adult orang dragged a little baby female into the middle of the compound and started raping her. Of course, all the parents stopped their usual “Oooo look Billy, the orangutang moved its left pinky finger!” and…

  • Ugh. Bad thing just happened to me. I was sitting in my bed reading, when I saw a bit of movement out of the corner of my eye. I looked up, and saw a little baby spider crawling on my wall. Nothing wrong with that…baby spiders are kinda cute. I don’t want them near my…

  • I would like to announce a new web site that is sure to change the internet forever. Duckfish.com is the official web site for the upcoming comic written by my friends and me. There’s nothing there right now, but go bookmark it and then check back regularly. In the meantime, go here and read this…