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  • Autobots Wage Their Battle to Destroy the Evil Forces of the Deceptions

    I saw Transformers last night. It was pretty good. You know what I wonder, though? Did the Decepticons name themselves the Decepticons? It’s always been my belief that people who gather in groups to do evil don’t actually believe that they are evil. The Decepticons probably think that what they are doing is upstanding moral…

  • Stephen King’s Richard Bachman’s "New" Book

    I saw this book in Chapters the other day, and my eye was drawn to Stephen King’s name. Of course, this is exactly what the publishers wanted my eye to do, because everyone knows who Stephen King is, but fewer know Richard Bachman. The funny thing is, the book’s only author is Bachman, whose name…

  • I think the awesomest thing about going bald is that if a bug lands on my head, I feel it right away. Ain’t no bugs gonna sit on my hair and lay eggs that burrow into my brain, because I ain’t GOT no hair. Take that.