I think the awesomest thing about going bald is that if a bug lands on my head, I feel it right away. Ain’t no bugs gonna sit on my hair and lay eggs that burrow into my brain, because I ain’t GOT no hair. Take that.
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What about the spider that can live in your ears??
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What about the spider that can live in your ears??
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There’s not enough room because of all the ear hair.Man, getting old is GREAT.
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There’s not enough room because of all the ear hair.Man, getting old is GREAT.
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What about all the ladies you get as a bald man? Is that the second awesomest thing?
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What about all the ladies you get as a bald man? Is that the second awesomest thing?
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That is pretty awesome too, but also kinda sucks when the ladies lose interest after realizing that I’m actually not Jean Luc Picard.
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That is pretty awesome too, but also kinda sucks when the ladies lose interest after realizing that I’m actually not Jean Luc Picard.
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