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  • Stephen King’s Richard Bachman’s "New" Book

    I saw this book in Chapters the other day, and my eye was drawn to Stephen King’s name. Of course, this is exactly what the publishers wanted my eye to do, because everyone knows who Stephen King is, but fewer know Richard Bachman. The funny thing is, the book’s only author is Bachman, whose name…

  • I think the awesomest thing about going bald is that if a bug lands on my head, I feel it right away. Ain’t no bugs gonna sit on my hair and lay eggs that burrow into my brain, because I ain’t GOT no hair. Take that.

  • I Like to Do Drawrings

    Only semi-retarded emo kids post their crappy art to their blogs. Here is mine: Click for bigification. I found these on my computer. They are old. I don’t do art any more because science has sucked my soul out like an overzealous hooker.