Category: random crap
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Spiffy Iffy Shitty, Volume 3
Spiffy: The sound of chainsaws outside in the morning. For some reason, it’s just a nice relaxing summery sound to me. It reminds me of happy things like trees, the smell of freshly cut wood, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I guess the latter is only happy for horror movie fans. Iffy: Phantom cell phone…
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Reach Out, Touch Faith
Here is a nice little how-to guide for creating your own personal religious relic: A piece of toast with Jesus’s face on it. So I got the idea of cranking out a few and selling them on Ebay. I’m sure I’m not the first to think of this, but a quick Ebay search for “Jesus…
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day
It’s time to pretend we’re Irish and drink lots of beer which may or may not be green! Then barf like this guy. Then you can submit pictures to RateMyVomit.com and be famous forever. Hooray! Good times!
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