Reach Out, Touch Faith

Here is a nice little how-to guide for creating your own personal religious relic: A piece of toast with Jesus’s face on it.

So I got the idea of cranking out a few and selling them on Ebay. I’m sure I’m not the first to think of this, but a quick Ebay search for “Jesus toast” turned up nothing. Maybe they don’t allow it any more. Damn.

I did come across this other religious relic though. It’s a rock with a photograph of a unicorn embedded in it! Only 1.5 million dollars for the first photograph ever taken of the mythical creature. And it’s on a rock! How many photos do you see embedded in rocks? Amazing!


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16 responses to “Reach Out, Touch Faith”

  1. The Holywriter Avatar

    …I don’t see it.

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    Anonymous

    …I don’t see it.

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  3. sarah Avatar

    i’ll take a hundred and distribute them freely among the heathens. praise be thy name. a miracle.

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    Anonymous

    i’ll take a hundred and distribute them freely among the heathens. praise be thy name. a miracle.

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  5. Phronk Avatar

    The white blob right in the middle is its head, with the crack sticking out of the blob being its horn. The white blob beneath that is its chest, I guess. I’m a bit scared that I actually see it.Sarah: There are so many heathens…100 will barely make a difference. You’d better just give me that money so I can spread the word from my palace made of gold. Hallelujah!

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    The white blob right in the middle is its head, with the crack sticking out of the blob being its horn. The white blob beneath that is its chest, I guess. I’m a bit scared that I actually see it.Sarah: There are so many heathens…100 will barely make a difference. You’d better just give me that money so I can spread the word from my palace made of gold. Hallelujah!

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  7. Jason Avatar

    Now if you could only find a religion that will go all ‘ga ga’ for a unicorn.

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    Now if you could only find a religion that will go all ‘ga ga’ for a unicorn.

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  9. toobusyliving Avatar

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    New Blog Theme DayMy idea – Childhood Trauma Tuesday. Everyone can participate, and, unlike that night in grade 5 with the poorly chosen babysitter, you get to keep all of your clothes on. Spread the word and let me know.

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  11. toobusyliving Avatar

    I tried to reach out and touch “something” this weeknd, but it didn’t really work out…see blog.

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    I tried to reach out and touch “something” this weeknd, but it didn’t really work out…see blog.

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  13. George Larson Avatar

    What’s that a unicorn fetus?Unicorn stew?There’s no damn unicorn on the rock. I think you’re trying to trick us.

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    What’s that a unicorn fetus?Unicorn stew?There’s no damn unicorn on the rock. I think you’re trying to trick us.

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