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  • Eiffel 65 – Hyperlink

    a hyperlink into you. a sexual browser from here to the enda newsgroup one on one don’t need a modem to connect to your mindno search engine to find you i want a click, a click to your hearta hyperlink to go inside you. deep down, deep down,dari dara dada du dara.deep down, deep down,dari…

  • I Will Punch You in the Ovaries

    Here are some items of interest: Cadbury Cream Eggs are getting smaller. Not only that, but Cadbury lies about it. “They’re not smaller, you’re just bigger”, they say on their web site. If they wanna make them smaller, that’s fine, but lying about it moves them into “evil corporation” territory. Here is proof, from that…

  • Brought To You By The Letter P

    So just for shits and giggles, while I was peeing, I tried holding my wiener with my left hand instead of the usual right. I found that my right hand automatically went to hover closeby, as if to keep a close eye on my left hand to make sure it didn’t screw up. “I’ll be…