Here are some items of interest:
- Cadbury Cream Eggs are getting smaller. Not only that, but Cadbury lies about it. “They’re not smaller, you’re just bigger”, they say on their web site. If they wanna make them smaller, that’s fine, but lying about it moves them into “evil corporation” territory.
Here is proof, from that guy from The Office, on Conan O’Brien:
See also:
- I am resisting going to the mall and buying many pounds of cheap Easter candy. Usually I say to myself “listen Mike, it saves money in the long run, because you can buy a shitload of chocolate, then never have to pay full price for desert for the rest of the year. Do it. Do it now.” But then, 3 days later, there is no chocolate left, because my future self says to itself “listen Mike, there is too much chocolate in the house; you need to eat it NOW so that you can start a healthy diet tomorrow morning. Do it. Do it now.” So, see, whenever I talk to myself, it ends up in the buying or eating of chocolate. Fucking self.
- We saw last Easter that chocolate does not do good things for my state of mind. Exhibit 1, and especially, Exhibit 2.
- I’m eating a Cadbury Cream Egg as I type this.
- Nappy headed hoes.
- Curry chicken wings make your fingers yellow no matter how many times you wash them. Out out, damn’d spot.
- This post is very clever because it makes subtle references to pop culture, current events, and Shakespeare.
- For serious. I will punch you right in the babymaker.
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24 responses to “I Will Punch You in the Ovaries”
and yet, every time the bacon comes out I’m surprised by it.
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and yet, every time the bacon comes out I’m surprised by it.
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mmm… bacon…I will do my best to resist the discounted Easter chocolate this year. I’m not holding out a lot of hope: on Sunday, I had a chocolate attack and dumped 1/3 of a bag of milk chocolate Chipits into a jar of peanut butter and ate all of the Chipits with a big spoon.
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mmm… bacon…I will do my best to resist the discounted Easter chocolate this year. I’m not holding out a lot of hope: on Sunday, I had a chocolate attack and dumped 1/3 of a bag of milk chocolate Chipits into a jar of peanut butter and ate all of the Chipits with a big spoon.
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UUuungh…you’re both making me so hungry.
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UUuungh…you’re both making me so hungry.
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M. Rouge staged a Reese’s “accident”
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M. Rouge staged a Reese’s “accident”
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haha. awesome post. It made me laugh, BUT I don’t get why you are punching me in the ovaries.
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haha. awesome post. It made me laugh, BUT I don’t get why you are punching me in the ovaries.
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That was like a whole variety show in one post. I wasted what, 15 minutes here? I feel edified. The receive bacon comment is particularly funny. And how can anybody eat a Cadbury Creme Egg? Gross gross gross. Peeps are where it’s at dude.
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That was like a whole variety show in one post. I wasted what, 15 minutes here? I feel edified. The receive bacon comment is particularly funny. And how can anybody eat a Cadbury Creme Egg? Gross gross gross. Peeps are where it’s at dude.
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Good post! I am completely amazed by the giant creme egg people. I love those eggs… but more than one (even the new, small ones) would probably make my teeth fall out.
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Good post! I am completely amazed by the giant creme egg people. I love those eggs… but more than one (even the new, small ones) would probably make my teeth fall out.
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I’m good for one Cadbury Creme Egg a year. The sugar buzz usually carries through November anyway.
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I’m good for one Cadbury Creme Egg a year. The sugar buzz usually carries through November anyway.
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You’re all crazy. I could eat 20 creme eggs in one meal (or one giant one).
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You’re all crazy. I could eat 20 creme eggs in one meal (or one giant one).
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i prefer lindor (is that how u spell it?) anyway, cadbury shmadburty, i love that you will punch us/you/them right in the ovaries, right in the baby maker. lmao…
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i prefer lindor (is that how u spell it?) anyway, cadbury shmadburty, i love that you will punch us/you/them right in the ovaries, right in the baby maker. lmao…
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I thought the cadbury eggs were getting smaller also!You have a great blog< HREF="http://ordinarytomas.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">The Ordinary Adventures of Tomas<>
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I thought the cadbury eggs were getting smaller also!You have a great blogThe Ordinary Adventures of Tomas
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Awesome post. I find I’m getting all snobby when it comes to my chocolate. I’m buying those 70% (or higher) cocoa bars.So good.
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Awesome post. I find I’m getting all snobby when it comes to my chocolate. I’m buying those 70% (or higher) cocoa bars.So good.
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