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  • If I had a horse, I think I’d name him Bacon. Because then I could say “I’m going to get Bacon the horse.” Get it? Because that sounds sort of like “back on the horse.” Which is an idiom. Fuck, never mind. My favourite AC/DC song is Bacon Black.

  • On the BBC

    Hey look at that, I’m quoted in a feature on the front page of the BBC: Do Typefaces Really Matter? (near the end) If you’re visiting from the article, you may wish to see the post that inspired the reporter to give me a call: Fonts Don’t Matter. I wrote it to be a bit…

  • Hammy Potter

    Trying to sleep in sticky heat with a fan blasting in my face tends to give me the best dreams. I won’t bore you with the details, but last night I dreamed that I went to see the latest Harry Potter movie. The dream seemed to go on for hours; every detail of the plot…