Category: random crap
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Deception Cream
The following ad appeared at the top of this blog recently: What the hell is deception cream? What sort of cream has anything to do with deception? The only thing I can think of is that it’s a cream you rub on somebody you want to deceive in order to make them more suggestible. “Yeah…
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I AM INTERNET
OMG I have internet again. I remember when I used to say things like “I got internet” as a joke, because the internet is one thing, so it should be “I got access to the internet” or something. But it really doesn’t sound as funny anymore. Maybe because (the?) internet has become so common that…
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Throw Away. Do Not Eat.
I recently bought Guitar Hero 3 for the 3rd time (the first two had defective guitars…this one seems fine so far). But in addition to a sweet plastic guitar, the box comes with several of these little packets of silica gel, with the stern command on them to throw them away, and not eat them.…
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