Category: random crap
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Don’t Like / Do Like
Here are two things that I do not like: The fact that, when I see two houseflies buzzing around, tangled together, humping each other, I start to feel kinda lonely. Seeing posters on every other lamp post, reading LOST DOG, $250 reward. The kids, especially, want her back. She is sick and needs medication. These…
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My Insomnia Impression
When someone disapproves of the way someone else is living their life, they often say “at least I can sleep at night.” The implication is that the other person is, deep down, so overcome with life dissatisfaction, usually because of guilt over some moral atrocity, that they can’t even get to sleep. This is rather…
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Rogers Again
Maybe this is an unhealthy obsession, but… Salem sent me this new Rogers flyer: My response: What’s it trying to say? That Rogers fits your multiple-personality fragmented nightmare of a life?
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