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  • Book Review: Sherlock Holmes: A Strange Case of Dicklessness, by Kitty Glitter

    A letter addressed to Sherlock Holmes begins with “Dear Father.” Then, A Strange Case of Dicklessness gets even weirder. The “book” is only 12 pages long, so saying any more would give away crucial plot elements. All I can say is: read this. It’s only a buck on Kindle, and if you’re into dicks and…

  • Tweeting With the Stars Volume 8: Derek Mears

    This is Derek Mears: He was a predator in Predators, is Kickpuncher, and is best known as the latest Jason Voorhees. He is a badass. Derek Mears is also hilarious on Twitter. There is something amusing and encouraging about people who don’t seem normal actually being really normal. Like when 50 Cent used to chatter…

  • Catapostrophe

    I have been thinking a lot about apostrophes lately. I believe apostrophes are very important blotches of ink. Last weekend, signs all over London advertised the “Kids Expo” in Victoria Park. Now see, leaving out the apostrophe (i.e., “kids” instead of “kids’” or “kid’s”) should lead any thoughtful English-speaker to doubt that this is some…