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Category: random crap

  • Ambition

    Remember kids, there is no “I” in “team.” There is also no “I” in “run a marathon.” But there should be. I’d like to announce my plans to ruin a marathon. I’m thinking low-lying barbed wire and free samples of laxative Power-Gel. ———-Photo: Lucy in London

  • I’m Not a Fan

    You know how most bathrooms have a fan in the ceiling? Do those actually go anywhere? Or are they just there to make noise to cover up farts? It’s like, I’ve never done this, but in a public washroom, if your friend has to go make a loud poop, you can keep the hand dryer…

  • The Advantages of Goldfish Memory

    I don’t have a very good memory. I rarely remember what I had for breakfast, and if you ask me about yesterday’s activities, wheewy, forget about it. I’m still angry with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD sets, because they left out the “previously on Buffy” segment at the beginning of each episode. How am…