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  • National Photo Book Month 2009

    Update! There are more options for downloading the book, if it didn’t work for you yesterday. See below. After completing NaNoWriMo, I was left with very little to do. I thought to myself, self, you have two and a half hours before the end of the month; what other November-related activities could you take part…

  • Suck Bite Blow

    It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done. I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires. While staring off into space instead of…

  • Do What You Do – Down On Me

    Here is a list of things that are way funnier if done while crying: Eating. Exercising to workout videos from the 80s. Writing “LOL” on your ex’s Facebook wall. Giving a lap dance (obvs.) Receiving oral sex. fjlk’;safd