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Meat Bender 2011
I’ve been on a questionable food bender for the last 48 hours. How have I committed sacrilege against the temple of my body? Let me count the ways: ONE) The Twitters were circulating with rumours that Gig’s Grillhouse had new super-spicy wings called “Disclaimer,” which require a disclaimer before eating them. Obviously I had to…
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Tweeting With the Stars, Volume 7: Chris Harrison
Chris Bharrison Harrison has been the host of The Bachelor and its spinoffs for the past decade. Last night, just after the latest Bachelorette1, I discovered a horrible secret. Call the presses! Specifically, Fox News, because they’ll confuse comedy with real news and make me famous for blowing the lid off this scandal. Oh and…
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The Myth of the Evil Genius
Joker by Nebezial The evil genius only exists in fiction. An evil genius cannot exist in reality, because in reality, intelligence and evil are incompatible. A genius acts rationally, and history constantly proves that it is rational to be good. Genius and evil are two terms that are nearly impossible to define, but most people…
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