Category: news
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Breaking News: Snakes Poop
In a follow up to yesterday’s post, I came across a news story today with a startling revelation: sometimes, snakes poo. As you’ll see if you click, the story is literally just a few words long. It can be summarized as “Snakes poo a lot. Go see Snakes on a Plane!” Perhaps the marketing for…
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Sports are Gay
I’m usually not at all into sports, but I just had to tune in to see Italy prove, through soccer, that they are genetically superior to every other race. It was very sad to see our weakness exposed, though, when Zidane headbutted some Italian player in the chest, sending him flying. It was also one…
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How to Protect Your Carotid Artery
Check out this story. Summary: A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. Sorry to bring up religion once again, but this is just hilarious (well, less so for the family…
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