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  • Fishy

    I saw The Da Vinci Code the other night. Here is my movie ticket. In case you can’t read it, says “The Da Vinci Cod”. It’d probably have been better for them to leave out the “The” to save space, but it’s much funnier this way. I think The Da Vinci Cod would actually be…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#6 – 10)

    See #1 to #5 for the first 5 and an explanation. 6. The Wind: In the history of disaster movies, wind has not gotten its fair share of attention. Sure, there have been movies about tornados and storms, but never just unexplained wind so strong that it ruthlessly knocks over patio umbrellas and old people…

  • Story Time

    In celebration of the release of The Da Vinci Code, I am re-releasing an updated version of my tangentially related masterpiece, the story formerly known as “Smart”, now with a new title (see below). Although controversial and not recieved well by critics upon its original release, this newly updated version of the blook (blog book)…