I saw The Da Vinci Code the other night. Here is my movie ticket. In case you can’t read it, says “The Da Vinci Cod”. It’d probably have been better for them to leave out the “The” to save space, but it’s much funnier this way.
I think The Da Vinci Cod would actually be a pretty sweet movie. In fact:
100 Ideas for Horror Movies: #11
The Da Vinci Cod: A Harvard marine biologist follows a series to clues, and discovers that Jesus was actually neither man nor God: He was a fish man from Atlantis! In the gripping finale, the scientist stumbles across an underwater cave full of thousands of eggs that Jesus laid before dying. The Jesus-spawn hatch, and begin slaughtering heathens in a fishy Armageddon.
On a completely unrelated note, my friend Geoff got one of those fancy new MacBooks recently. It’s beautiful. It has a camera built right into the computer, which we took lots of pictures with last night. Here’s one of me:
I can’t believe how friggin sexy I am.