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  • Bruce Lee Strikes Back

    I’ve written before about how awesome Bruce Lee was (see Bruce Lee’s One Inch Punch), and I’ve even tried searching for him by sketching his face. The dude in the video below also sought to sketch Bruce Lee, but instead of using a computer, he did it the old fashioned way; with a bowl of…

  • "Say Your Right Words", the Goblins Said

    Here are some more words I do not like: “Grout”: What a gross word. Plus, grout itself is gross. It always starts out white, but a few days later it’s black and brown with dirt, dead skin, slime, and who knows what else. This is why I like my floors carpeted. “Woo Woo”, or just…

  • Have You Got Another Jump I Could Hoop Through?

    Speaking of spooky psychic stuff, today I was preparing a lecture when two things struck me almost simultaneously: Sloan’s song “She Says What She Means” popped into my head, and I had to pee like a racehorse. I scurried to the bathroom; relief filled me as I emptied my bladder, all the while humming the…