Category: movies / music / tv

  • Crossfire

    This is my happiest memory from childhood: That dude is my hero.

  • Bad Facebook

    So here’s the thing with Facebook. People are always like “oh, Facebook is so evil, because everyone can stalk me.” And I defend it, I’m like, “dude, if you don’t want people knowing something, don’t post it on the internet. And if you accidentally do get something you don’t like on your profile, just click…

  • Icicle Lights

    You know, I really just can’t get into icicle Christmas lights. They’re ugly and stupid. The worst part is that they don’t look at all like icicles. Icicles aren’t spots of light in a jagged zig-zag pattern with bundles of wire between them. At least traditional Christmas lights can be arranged in a nice row.…