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  • If I Had a Million Dollars

    Things I’d do if I won a million dollars: Get a new vacuum. My vacuum sucks. Wait, no, it doesn’t suck; it blows. No…it…it’s not a good vacuum OK?? Write random formulas and crudely drawn pictures of the end of the world all over my walls, to simulate being an insane scientist in a bad…

  • Retweet FAIL

    .Hey WTF, E! Online stole my headline. .

  • Get "Smart"

    Sometimes I think the universe reads my blog, because look what the fates decided to place in my mailbox shortly after that last post: Direct your attention to the lower right-hand corner, where we are assured that this edition of Get Smart has 62% more “laughs.”  Having seen the movie, if these new “laughs” are…