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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating

    Ok after that last post, my taste in women was questioned several times. Well you know what? That’s what being single for a while does to you. Warps your perspective ‘n shit. To alleviate this condition, I have joined a few online dating sites. Now I know, I know, you’re probably thinking, why would such…

  • Love Crime

    You know those atheist bus signs in Toronto? Well it looks like someone has vandalized one of them…sorta. Um. Maybe I’m not fully understanding the author’s intention, but the sign (er, piece of paper) they put on top of the ad really isn’t at odds with the ad. It’s a bit ambiguous, scratching out “prob”…

  • Are You a Dominican or a Dominican’t?

    I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…