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  • If You Don’t Like Swine Flu, Stop Having Sex With Pigs

    Here is some perspective. There have been six cases of swine flu in Canada so far. The chance of dying from swine flu if you get it is less than 1%. So if you randomly shuffled Canada’s 33 million people and gave six of them swine flu, the probability of you dying from it is…

  • Underheard

    I am sad to announce that I lost a dear friend today. My iPod, who I affectionately named PseudoPod because he was like an extension of myself, died this morning at approximately 9:30 a.m. I don’t know what happened; he was fine one minute, then just suddenly stopped working after I dropped him on the…

  • #LTC

    Hey while I’m documenting awkward conversations with service people… (getting on the bus labeled “Downtown”) Me: Where does this bus go? Bus Driver: Downtown. Information required to see the humour in this: Downtown is a big place. …I’m seeming kinda bitter lately eh? I’m not bitter. I love everything. My next post will be about…