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  • Me, Elsewhere

    Oh hi blog. You know you’ll always be my first love, but I’ve been writing stuff in other places too. I have a guest post about horror movies over at The London Free Press’s Dan Brown’s Cool Blog Name to Come. It’s kinda deep. Tell me if you agree / disagree with my little assessment.…

  • Flow Chart to My Heart

    This blog, man, is it ever a chick magnet. It’s just a constant flow of propositions, marriage proposals, and nudie pictures in my inbox. I need a way to separate the wheat from the chaff. To tell the cream from the crop. To find that needle in the haystack. What I’m saying is, I need…

  • Reduce Heat

    Here is some art I made for you after dinner. Quick! Somebody submit it to That’s Not Art. Or write something douchebaggy on it and submit it to Post Secret. ———- This is the second in an unintentional series of posts about pretending to be a bitter former hopeless romantic, even though I’m totally not.…