Category: horror
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Book Review: Heart Shaped Box, by Joe Hill
Heart Shaped Box tells the story of an aging rock star with a bad habit of buying morbid and unusual artifacts. One such artifact is a box (yes, in the shape of a heart) said to contain a ghost. Spoiler alert: it does. This is a ghost story that doesn’t fuck around. It’s clear from…
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The Myth of the Evil Genius
Joker by Nebezial The evil genius only exists in fiction. An evil genius cannot exist in reality, because in reality, intelligence and evil are incompatible. A genius acts rationally, and history constantly proves that it is rational to be good. Genius and evil are two terms that are nearly impossible to define, but most people…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 10: What the Fuck is This Shit Edition
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like…why? Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me. (See also: Volume 5’s “what the fuck is this shit” moment.) And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes’ names on your body? That’s supposed to make me like…
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