Category: horror
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The Myth of the Evil Genius
Joker by Nebezial The evil genius only exists in fiction. An evil genius cannot exist in reality, because in reality, intelligence and evil are incompatible. A genius acts rationally, and history constantly proves that it is rational to be good. Genius and evil are two terms that are nearly impossible to define, but most people…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 10: What the Fuck is This Shit Edition
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like…why? Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me. (See also: Volume 5’s “what the fuck is this shit” moment.) And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes’ names on your body? That’s supposed to make me like…
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A Degree of Modesty
Last week I decided to pop by the university and get a PhD. Since then, a lot of people have been asking, “do you feel any different now that you have a PhD?” Well yes, of course I do. Whenever I insist that someone call me “doctor Phronk”—whether it’s government documents, or my friends, or…
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