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Category: horror

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)

    You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…

  • Reviews

    Here is some stuff I’ve seen and played lately: Wanted: This movie kicked ass. Sure it’s cheesy, but for the first time since The Matrix, I feel like I saw some creativity in action sequences. Just don’t expect the philosophical undertones to be as thought provoking or coherent. Iron Man: There was a while there…

  • Shrouded in Darkness. Cloaked in Pepperoni.

    I got this flyer in my mailbox yesterday: I understand that movie tie-ins are an integral part of fast food. What I don’t understand is why they couldn’t come up with a better Batman-themed pizza. Sure, Batman is cloaked in darkness. He is cloaked in a cape. But he is not cloaked in pepperoni. I…