Category: horror
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Ice Cream and War: How to Find Phronk.com
Here is what people were searching for when they found this blog: 1 in 9 tim horton’s my ass roll up rim judge a person by how they take their coffee i scream, you scream! we all scream for ice cream! & war! if you are not pissing someone off, you are not playing right!…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating
Ok after that last post, my taste in women was questioned several times. Well you know what? That’s what being single for a while does to you. Warps your perspective ‘n shit. To alleviate this condition, I have joined a few online dating sites. Now I know, I know, you’re probably thinking, why would such…
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Ugly Car Crash Cake
To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…
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