Here is what people were searching for when they found this blog:
- 1 in 9 tim horton’s my ass roll up rim
- judge a person by how they take their coffee
- i scream, you scream! we all scream for ice cream! & war! if you are not pissing someone off, you are not playing right! 😉
- motherfucking snakes and halifax
- chupacabra in ontario
- tell bell canada to bring back the two beavers
- octopusology
- psychology of cougars
- ovary punching
- porn fish
- porn bow arrow fur
- isaac hayes vegetarian
- isaac hayes douchebag
- products in patrick bateman cabinet
- how to have awesome facial hair
- ugly surgery games
- ann hathaway is hideous
- terry bauer was ugly on 24
- how to burn a peanut in science things
- is there a scientific reason for eating when happy or sad
Oh, and lots of people searching for some variant of “horror movie ideas.” I imagine that these people are responsible for the latest crap Hollywood horror movies, and are now so desperate for ideas that they are Googling them. Which I guess is a step up from remakes.
Just send the royalty checks and I’ll be happy.
Phronk.com 
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22 responses to “Ice Cream and War: How to Find Phronk.com”
I love how people search with a full sentence, like your posted “is there a scientific reason for eating when happy or sad”. As if Google is a magic 8 ball and will answer “most definitely”.
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I love how people search with a full sentence, like your posted “is there a scientific reason for eating when happy or sad”. As if Google is a magic 8 ball and will answer “most definitely”.
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Maybe they think Google is Ask Jeeves.This is also common on < HREF="http://www.gdumb.com" REL="nofollow">Gdumb<>.
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Maybe they think Google is Ask Jeeves.This is also common on Gdumb.
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octopusologysorry, that was me.
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octopusologysorry, that was me.
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You have the best Google searchs. I cannot see how people get to my blog. It’s so sad!
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You have the best Google searchs. I cannot see how people get to my blog. It’s so sad!
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porn fish was my fault 😀
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porn fish was my fault 😀
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Anne Hathaway is going to be playing Judy Garland in an upcoming movie.
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Anne Hathaway is going to be playing Judy Garland in an upcoming movie.
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That’s one helluva ‘stache.
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That’s one helluva ‘stache.
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HAHA! Thanks for the link to GDumb. I actually laughed out loud.
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HAHA! Thanks for the link to GDumb. I actually laughed out loud.
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Prosy: I am the world’s leading octopusologist.AG: That’s a tragedy! I used StatCounter mostly and it shows where they come from (though it doesn’t work on my other blog).Lindsay: I hope that picture did it for you.MR: *shudder*Katrocket: I know! I want one.
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Prosy: I am the world’s leading octopusologist.AG: That’s a tragedy! I used StatCounter mostly and it shows where they come from (though it doesn’t work on my other blog).Lindsay: I hope that picture did it for you.MR: shudderKatrocket: I know! I want one.
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I don’t believe I’ve ever told you how I stumbled upon your glory. I was writing a paper in my English course and I was looking up a quote that had to deal with “bullshit” and hence, platypus shit came up. On your blog. I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for what you do for Canada, and Nebraska.
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I don’t believe I’ve ever told you how I stumbled upon your glory. I was writing a paper in my English course and I was looking up a quote that had to deal with “bullshit” and hence, platypus shit came up. On your blog. I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for what you do for Canada, and Nebraska.
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Aww haha thank you Sadie. I’ve always wondered if any of the random search people stick around. Thank you for what you do for me.
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Aww haha thank you Sadie. I’ve always wondered if any of the random search people stick around. Thank you for what you do for me.
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