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Category: horror

  • I’m Only Happy When it Rains

    Let me engage in a rare moment of self-reflection. This blog, lately it’s been venturing into “dark humour” territory.  It’s always had a bit of that, but I think it’s gotten blacker. What I hope you realize, dear regular reader, is that I’m generally a positive person, and this is all done with my tongue firmly implanted…

  • I Wanna Do Bad Things With You

    Yesterday I got a notice in my mail saying I had a package to pick up. I went to Canada Post, and was handed a large box from Amazon, marked as a gift. What could it be? A surprise present from a secret admirer trying to win my affections? I eagerly tore it open. It’s….well,…

  • The Dark Crystal

    I have loved The Dark Crystal for as long as I can remember. It’s probably one of the first movies I saw that really had an impact on me. Rewatching it, I can still see why. The plot isn’t the most original, but it’s a dark tale that’s taken so damn seriously that you can’t…