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Category: horror

  • Michael Jackson is Dead

    I always feel weird when I see a headline like “Michael Jackson Dies.” Dies; like dying is just one of those things he does. Something he makes a habit of including in his life. Sorta like, “oh, watch out for that dog, he bites.” But maybe it’s appropriate, because let’s not forget, on top of…

  • Cape Fear

    What’s the point of capes? I know people don’t really wear them any more, unless they are vampires or Philip Zimbardo, but they must have been in fashion at some point. All a cape does is cover your back in a thin layer of cloth. Why? For warmth? Because I’ve never really heard anyone complain…

  • Book Review: Dead Until Dark, by Charlaine Harris

    Two of my favourite TV shows ever are Six Feet Under and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So when I heard that the creator of Six Feet Under was helming a show about vampires, I had to check it out. As predicted, I enjoyed the crap out of True Blood, which lead me to impulsively buy…