Category: horror

  • Suck Bite Blow

    It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done. I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires. While staring off into space instead of…

  • What Scares Me

    Given the time of year, a lot of people have been writing about what scares them (see EvilFlu, CarissaJaded, SnoopDogg). Never one to avoid a bandwagon, here is what scares me: WolvesTo me, a wolf with its teeth bared is one of the most frightening images I can think of. If something is going to…

  • Normal Activity

    It’s Halloween time, so as one would expect, many ghostly happenings have been … happening. A few nights ago I had a lovely date night with myself. I got some snacks and some wine, turned off all the lights except for a single candle, and sat down to watch a scary movie. I’d never seen…